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  Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?

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• Thats right sweetheart. you cant get pregnant if you're on top either

  Submitted by sofaking_epic on Mar 1, 11 at 2:21pm

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• actually, scrubbing your teeth that much is more likely to give you herpes, bc you might induce bleeding of the gums or open a sore in your mouth. best NOT to brush, and rinse with alcohol instead

  Submitted by monkus on Mar 1, 11 at 2:38pm

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• This text brought to you by abstinence-only sex education.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 12:19am

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• herpes is for life.

  Submitted by andthelion on Mar 1, 11 at 7:28pm

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• Look before you eat next time.

  Submitted by Michguy on Mar 1, 11 at 6:29pm

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• I think cavities are scared of toothpaste but it might work 4 herpes lol

  Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Mar 1, 11 at 5:46pm

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• Except teeth can't get herpes...

  Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 2, 11 at 12:46am

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• actually, scrubbing your teeth that much is more likely to give you herpes, bc you might induce bleeding of the gums or open a sore in your mouth. best NOT to brush, and rinse with alcohol instead

  Submitted by monkus on Mar 1, 11 at 2:36pm

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• Not sure, but mouthwash with alcohol certainly can't hurt.

  Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 1, 11 at 3:47pm

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• Judging by the people you see at the free clinic, herpes IS afraid of tooth paste

  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:34am

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• Ugh, these texts

  Submitted by taylortunetracy on Mar 1, 11 at 11:02pm

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• ...like you can get pregnat from just kissing...

  Submitted by MeOlly on Mar 1, 11 at 10:12pm

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• Keep telling yourself that. His dick bumps were for your pleasure.

  Submitted by NCA on Mar 1, 11 at 10:55pm

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• Hahahaha @Arthur! So true.

  Submitted by sunshine1114 on Mar 2, 11 at 1:28am

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