I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
God I need to hump something, right now.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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