But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Non-Jews are for practice
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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