There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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