Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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