I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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