I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Alive.
So much puke
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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