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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.

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Why would you do this?!

Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 17, 10 at 8:45pm

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How does shit like this get posted?

Submitted by buzzmcallister on Jul 17, 10 at 6:20pm

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Buzzcut is Spanish epic fail

Submitted by pretzel on Jul 17, 10 at 7:05pm

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Wish I was in Arizona.

Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 18, 10 at 12:37am

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The whole country of Mexico was on my road today, come take ur pick

Submitted by Fairlight on Jul 17, 10 at 9:43pm

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Well.. if its for science...

Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 17, 10 at 6:31pm

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tu es un puta, bendeho

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 6:15pm

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- Hay muchos pendejos que no pueden escribir en espanol...
  
  Submitted by Mexican31 on Jul 17, 10 at 8:05pm
  
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  - si es la verdad. *eres
    
    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 9:18pm
    
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- What you just said, roughly, is "You is a manly whore, ruh-tard." You meant "Eres una puta pendeja."
  
  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 2:58pm
  
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Fuck you.

Submitted by blitted on Jul 17, 10 at 6:13pm

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Wtf?

Submitted by cmillss on Jul 17, 10 at 10:14pm

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Nothing Is Better In Your Mouth Than Hot Tan Mexican Foreskin

Submitted by TommyP on Jul 22, 10 at 4:16am

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Hey can I get in the conver

Submitted by mroriginal on Jul 17, 10 at 7:58pm

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FIRSTY DUDE I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW IM A HUGE FAN. ONLY A MAN AS SMART AND WITTY AS YOU COULD CAUSE SO MUCH DRAMA AND PANDEMONIUM! I LOVE YOU FIRSTY! (no homo)

Submitted by TheLastFirsty on Jul 17, 10 at 7:07pm

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Why would you wanna know the stats for that anyway?

Submitted by zestyshelby on Jul 18, 10 at 11:10am

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Stupid moderators

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 3:33am

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Uh, like 95% still have their foreskins, because Latin moms are the best! I live in CA and don't know any circumcised Latin guys. If they are, they had bad doctors or uneducated parents.

Submitted by scolac on Jul 21, 10 at 8:52pm

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Now I remember why I left western PA.

Submitted by spyderkl on Jul 17, 10 at 6:30pm

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These mexicans are making me firsty! :)

Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 17, 10 at 9:14pm

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dallas.. these tattoos are probably of the dallas skyline. thats Grade A

Submitted by kayteakat on Jul 19, 10 at 1:33pm

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Lots of mexicans are catholic, and alot of the parents get their boys circumsized. Dunno why.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 6:55pm

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- Um, what? Catholicism has nothing to do with circumcision (actually, it bans non-therapeutic surgery and most Catholics in the world aren't circumcised) and Mexican parents rarely circumcise, regardless of generation.
  
  Submitted by scolac on Jul 21, 10 at 8:54pm
  
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Grosss

Submitted by sunnyraes on Jul 17, 10 at 7:20pm

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No pretzels here

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 9:15pm

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Firsty do you work on weekends too? This post=crazy.

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 7:18pm

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Ohhhhhhh... only in Pittsburgh... *facepalm*

Submitted by princessjess0019 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:01am

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four one two!!!!!!

Submitted by mrssalvatore on Jul 17, 10 at 9:09pm

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These tacos are making the firsty !

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:24pm

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LMFAO!!!!!!!

Submitted by kdis10 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:23pm

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Ozzies wanna know if it's a mate

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 6:22pm

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Omg I miss firsthy .... He's so funny mmmkay

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:02pm

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Yeah, take one for the team... Don't be a pussy!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 11:50pm

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perdon, mi espanol es muy mal...

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 8:20pm

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No mas espaldas mojadas en los Estados Unidos!

Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 8:16pm

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