I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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