My boss' voice literally gives me gas
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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