The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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