Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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