I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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