Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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