i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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