My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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