blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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