it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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