What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
