What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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