Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
A bitchslap is in order.
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