What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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