You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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