its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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