I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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