Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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