I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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