wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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