She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
