I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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