i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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