Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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