My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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