I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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