I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You took a bar mat shot.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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