Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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