I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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