Or you could, you know, be reasonably circumspect about what kind of guys you bring home, use condoms, and get tested every six months. A ship is safe in port, but that's not what ships are for. Life is risk. Don't take dumb risks, but don't miss out on living either.
no no, the OP is onto something. from now on any time I want a random dick inside me I'm just gonna remind myself how much better a bag of chips is. you know exactly what you're getting yourself into and you'll never be left unsatisfied!
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