There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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