It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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