Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
