There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Boobs speak an international language.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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