just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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