so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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