I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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