My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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