i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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