Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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