are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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