so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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