whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i believe in u and ur pee
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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