I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just had sex bonerless
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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