Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Say something about gay babies.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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