Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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