Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I have post one night stand depression
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