no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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