It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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