There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
