take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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