Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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