Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
