it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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